At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce)
Tracks
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(Source: roleykatsu)
(Source: manyfacedgod)
but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
(Source: alegbra)
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
